December 2008
29 posts
Brad Pitt in a Japanese cell phone commercial directed by Wes Anderson.
Idgi.
You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-you-are? You’re...
– Paul Varjak. Just rewatched it today, ughhh I love this movie.
So I interrupted Jen while she was playing Sally’s Salon with a bad joke, and she said, “fucking Jessica, sometimes I hate you so fucking much I could just… kill you in your fucking sleep”.
Someone has rage issues.
Edit: I read her the post, and she said, “You know I’d do it, too. More likely though I’d just undress you and take naked pictures and put...
i obvi like to abbrev
Kevin: so letz be real
Me: did you have to use that "z"?
Kevin: i think it balances out your abbreviations
after ari throws a beach ball at val's face
Val: OWWW!
Ari: That didn't hurt!
Val: I know, but still...
at least someone gets me
Calvin: Why do you ask?
Jen: jw
Me: !!! You just said "jw"!! Everyone made fun of me yesterday when I said "irl" irl.
Jen: I would not have made fun of you! I would've patted you on the back.
khanhoggles: stupid chipotle!
so not mexican!
they must be guam
Jessica: hey! D:
khanhoggles: or something else mexican but not
Jessica: chipotle isn't supposed to be mexican
it's san francisco burritos
khanhoggles: IT SAYS MEXICAN GRILL
i saw it
with my own two eyes
and i took spanish for three years
so i know what "mexican" means
Jessica: it's not authentic
we all know that
it's still delicious
khanhoggles: so you mean
if it were a baseball cap
it would not
have the shiny sticker
IN OTHER WORDS
WORTHLESS?!?!
Jessica: HAHAHAHA
khanhoggles: fucking guam!
Val: You're such a stupid.
in the middle of a heart to heart with tewang
crazyaznbaby666: but seriously though
Jessica: i feel really awkward
being in the library right now
crazyaznbaby666: hahaha
oh my gosh that is why you dont bring laptops to libraries
Katie: Where's my crochet needle? Oh it was in my Jen area, if you know what I mean.
Me: Your crotch?
Katie: My crotch-et needle!
Yumi: Jen, as in your jen-itals?
“What’s capitalism and what’s socialism??” -Val
what to do?
britney spears is playing in anaheim and LA the weekend of april 17th. coachella is that same weekend. blergh!!
formula for procrastination →
i’m not lazy, i’m just impulsive.
i’m on twitter now
http://twitter.com/jyiii
there's no other word for it--lol
jenwang:
*Every day for finals week, UCSD students are allowed 5 minutes of ‘Primal Scream’ (exactly what it sounds like) to relieve their stress. Tonight, Val and I took advantage of the moment in variously worded ways.
Val: Jen are you going to scream about how you haven’t had the nasty in forever?
Me: Possibly. You first though.
Val: PLEASE LET ME GET MUH PERIOD!
Me: PLEASE DON’T LET VAL...
My potential other names, according to Katie Jen...
Jane Natalie Colleen Sydney Karen
Who Can Save Detroit? →
This has me really worried. If the government lets the Big Three go bankrupt, the repercussions it’ll have on the economy and unemployment rates are going to be huge.
When did I become such a lazy student? Blergh.
Tina Fey in Vanity Fair →
<3 her. Watch 30 Rock, everyone.