Cameraman: What superpowers would you like then?
Karl: I came up with one…I’d be bullshit man. There are so many meetings going on where you know people are bullshitting. I’d just like to walk in, I don’t need a special costume, just dress like this, and fly in and I’d go, “Bullshit! You’re talking bullshit.” And they’d go, “ohh it’s bullshit man,” and I’d go, “yeah, it is bullshit man, you’re talking bullshit.” And eventually people will stop talking shit.
Is something wrong with me, or is this actually an awesome superpower?
(via phazes)
